笑出眼泪英语笑话,菁选2篇（完整）

笑出眼泪英语笑话1　　DuckHunt　　Threedoctorsareintheduckblindandabirdfliesoverhead.Thegeneralpractitionerlooks下面是小编为大家整理的笑出眼泪英语笑话,菁选2篇（完整）,供大家参考。

笑出眼泪英语笑话,菁选2篇（完整）

笑出眼泪英语笑话1

　　DuckHunt

　　Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it"s probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm...green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound...might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone. A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

笑出眼泪英语笑话2

　　sandwiches

　　There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.

　　"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower."

　　With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney"

　　Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"